- Pirate- obligatory
- Ninja- obligatory
- Cowboy- obligatory
- Astronaught- obligatory
- all of the above again but with the word 'Space' infront of them
- An expert in one particular dinosaur
- Extreme Geologist- just to see if it's possible
- Crime Mime- committing all my crimes using mime
- Aristocrat- for Smoozing purposes
- A hitchhiker going to buy a car in Scotland- it makes logical sense when you think about it
- A Rockstar
- a Pilot
- The above two together at the same time so i can be on par with Gary Numan
- Home security salesman specialising in raptor defenses- just to see if anyone else is scared
- A cashpoint- stand dressed as one apologising that you don't have any money to dispense
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Things To Be at least once
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for number 13, bruce dickinson would also apply. plus:
ReplyDeleteOMG fletcher it's john, I just fuckin stumbled this page. how weird is that?